Jokes To Tell In The Dark

Chuck: Why did the museum display an old mummy?
Chip: It probably couldn't afford a new one.

Julio: What did the grape say when Bigfoot stepped on it?
Helen: Nothing - it just gave a little whine.

Norah: What do you do with a green monster?
Dora: Wait until he gets ripe.

Devon: What does a modern witch fly?
Morgan: An electric broom.

Diane: How do you make a strawberry shake?
Freddie: Take it to a horror movie.

Donna: Where should a 300-pound goblin go?
Christian: On a diet.

Chip: What's the difference between a hungry monster and a greedy monster?
Skip: One longs to eat; the other eats too long.

Lori: Which monster wears the biggest shoes?
Corey: The one with the biggest feet, silly!